Text. No calls please. 7273717367
If you're looking for the usual in and out or weekly rub and tug, you're definitely in the wrong place.. What I do is Nuru. Not the half assed attempt that most girls make with whatever lotion theyve got in their bathrooms, but actual Nuru. I know that a lot of you have been looking for authentic Nuru for years without finding it unless you've been to foreign countries or far away places, but now you have an opportunity to change that
If you are completely unfamiliar with Nuru, the base of it all is the oil. It is seaweed and water based, and super slippery. It eliminates any friction between two people and anything else they touch completely. The ultimate point of nuru as I enterprit it, is to bring all of the stress and tension a client comes to me with and then relieving it all in one giant release. Whether that happens in one round or 5, it isn't over until you have absolutely nothing left. While it is a massage, it is not the kind you're used to. It's given with the body rather than the hands. Its less deep tissue and more sensuality. Don't get me wrong tho. Using knees, elbows and everything in between, I have gotten pretty freakin good at using my body weight to loosen someone up. And you will absolutely be at a whole new level of relaxation when it's over. Nuru should be one of the most personal and erotic experiences you've ever had if you find the right provider.
I will ask for a picture before I see anyone without exception. I have to know that there will be some kind of chemistry. It's necessary to be able to read someone's body and personalize each session. I don't need anything identifiable. I'm only looking for your body type. Dad bods are definitely welcome. Please don't take offense if I don't feel like we are gonna be a good match. Attraction is something we can't control. I do not see many clients. I don't ask for deposits. I make sure that I'm going to be able to offer the best possible experience before I take anything from anyone. I don't time sessions. There will be no rush to the end. Unless you are freakin superman or we hit a roadblock that there is clearly no way around, you decide when it ends. I love what I do and I respect my clients. You're never going to feel unwelcomed or unappreciated. You're never going to be asked to go anywhere sketchy.
If this sounds like something you would be interested in, it's best to text either the night before or first thing in the morning to make sure i can get you in, but as long as you give me at least 20 or 30 minutes to set up before you get here, feel free to message any time. The donation amount is usually the same, but if you GENUINELY don't have it, you're welcome to make an offer. If it's within reason and I don't have anyone else offering more at the time, there's a good chance I'll take it. So don't be afraid to ask. I don't do greek, cim, aa, or BB. ANY mention of sex AT ALL ends the conversation immediately. I try to stay away from frequent flyers. If you dont read the ads or know who i am when i text you back, im not gonna see you.
If I missed anything feel free to ask. I get a lot of messages so please text instead of calling. It's a lot easier to keep up with. And if you want to start with a picture it will definitely save us both some time. If I don't respond after a couple of hours feel free to text again. Sometimes it will just mean that you've gotten pushed back in my inbox. 727-371-7367 anytime. I travel quite a bit so if you want to experience Nuru as it's meant to be experienced, don't wait too long! You might miss your chance.
$75 off all day today but you have to come to me in Gulfport. Which makes it $225 no clock! Stops at midnight tonight!
I travel a lot but could probably be swayed to stick around for the right monthly arrangement 😉